shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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