so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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