Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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