doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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