great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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