This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
