Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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