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She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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