There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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