bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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