Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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