if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
