Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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