We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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