Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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