What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm eating all of the evidence.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
