Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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