I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
ok first of all what the fuck
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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