I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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