Someone shit on the floor
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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