No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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