So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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