Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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