Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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