I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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