I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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