and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
i barfeds in our rink
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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