You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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