I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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