so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Quick, to the slutcave!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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