sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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