I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
