i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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