I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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