redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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