pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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