He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
