She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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