Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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