For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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