yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Will exercising make me less horny?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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