I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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