Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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