smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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