so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Randomize
