all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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