We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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