What a fucking waste of an outfit
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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