On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Randomize
