Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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