I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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