Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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