Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Randomize
